This morning I had to go put my recycling box out so opened my gate to take it out when my foot slipped on something, when I put the box down thats when I noticed a now squashed pile of doggie doos on the pavement in front of my back gate, god it’s so bloody annoying, I mean if you have a dog and it does it somewhere public, bloody clear up after you, a majority of dog owners have respect and take along there scented bags for poop scooping but there is the odd few that don’t, usually the young owners with their pitbulls and staffies, they just don’t want the embarrassment of being seen cleaning up s..t. Not so long ago my stepsons were rolling around on the patch of grass out the back of our house, I must have sounded like a right miserable old cow when I told them to get up, even though I explained their might be doggie doos on it.

If I ever get to catch anyone who let’s their mutt pooping in front of my gate again and don’t bother picking it up beware I’ll find out where you live and s…t on your doorstep.

Popularity: 23% [?]

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!